Monday, November 24
- She is 6 months pregnant
- Chris Brown is getting ready to jump from underneath her dress and scream "SURPRISE"
- She is hiding drinks and snacks from the buffet for later up there
- She has lost her mind
- Her dress actually doubles as a Mr Frosty* hence the gloves brrrrrr - (*Ice crush maker from the 80's)
- She has it on back to front
- It is not a dress at all it is in fat ready rolled puff pastry
I am usually such a big fan of hers but this whole thing just doesn't do it for me! I don't like the cut, the volume is in all the wrong places, the colour washes her complexion out, the material looks cheap...I could go on and on but I will be nice and say her hair looks immaculate as per usual.
Tut, tut.....It's the gloves........I wonder if she is only wearing 1 glove!
Saturday, November 22
Thursday, November 20
Tuesday, November 4
Monday, November 3
- Do you think it stains your clothes?
- Can you use it as pepper spray and mark your attacker?
- Does it show up under UV lights
I will need to track it down and smell it of course!
- Boudicca's perfume Wode (derived from "Woad" a deep blue plant extract used in tribal marking paste)